July 6, 2006
child conspiracy
I believe, that children conspire against their parents. Especially, when one of the Parental Team is away.
Take my children for example.
I would think that their conversation tonight went something a little like this…
Eldest Boy ‘Hey Sis, Dad’s away in Melbourne for two days.’
Youngest Girl ‘Cool!’
Boy ‘Yeah. I think it’s your turn to be sick. Remember I was sick last when Dad was in London for two weeks?’
Girl ’Ok! What do you recommend?’
Boy ’Something messy. I think you should throw up on Mum, WHILE she is eating dinner. And make sure it’s curdled *milk too’
* As every parent knows. Vomit, is not just vomit. There are some that don’t really smell all that offensive. Baby ‘possets’ and clear liquid chucks are yuck, but are nothing compared to curdled milk.
It doesn’t matter how many times you get on your hands and knees cleaning the floor. You end up mopping the entire house, disinfecting all vertical surfaces, putting all clothes through the wash with NappySan…AND I CAN STILL SMELL IT!!!
It’s up your nose, as wise Helene would say.
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July 6th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
These are the sort of posts that make me wait a bit longer to have kids(I mean that in a good way, I’m only 24, plenty of time!!). And on the otherhand, I’m not THAT freaked out, so I could be ready :D
Anyway, hi, nice to ‘meet’ you, I’m Simone! I thought it about time I comment, after reading for a few weeks!
I’m not a very girly girl(I have about 4 nice necklaces that I hardly ever wear, I forget!), but I do like looking at the pretty pictures, and reading about the kids. Oh, and I like the recipes too, but I’m not in a ‘cooking phase’(I go through phases with stuff!) right now, but maybe one day again!
:)
Simone
July 7th, 2006 at 11:19 am
Comment from Helene;
try snorting the napisan next time. that’ll get rid of the smell.
h the wise
July 9th, 2006 at 3:23 pm
This is so try. Everytime my husband is away not one, but both my kids get the vomits at the same time and I am trapped in the house until he returns. Without fail they are always sick when dad is gone.
I’m sure they love to just make us work extra hard !
July 9th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
I also forgot to say I agree with the smell issue.
Our step son came in and did a projectile vomit on us several years ago when we lived in Coolbinia. The smell was so terrible my husband actually cut a piece of carpet out and threw it away (we were redoing the floor with floorboards in some few months or so) but even so I couldn’t stop laughing at his crazy idea on how to get rid of the smell, which let me tell you didn’t really work!
September 17th, 2006 at 6:02 am
Our best was when my son came home from his father after having spaghittos and mint chocolate chip ice cream and threw up down the stairs. But the worst was when my husband went away and the dog died in the middle of the living room. My neighbors tried to help by wrapping him up and putting him in back of the car but the smell the next day was disgusting.